First post of 2010! I've got some pretty heavy-duty shenanigans planned for this decade, so you're going to want to pay attention.
For the time being, a couple of quick reminders:
1.) Life in the Harem is on its way from Tin House
2.) I'm only marginally sane.
3.) The San Francisco Panorama is still available. Also, McSweeneys.net will be running excerpts from the Panorama all this week.
4.) "Be excellent to each other." -Abraham Lincoln