Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Søren Kierkegaard wants to tell you about some of my upcoming events...


If you go see Seth Fried read at NYU’s Lillian Vernon Creative Writers House on Thursday, February 9 at 7pm, you will regret it. If you do not go see Seth Fried read at NYU’s Lillian Vernon Creative Writers House on Thursday, February 9 at 7pm, you will regret it. If you go or you do not go, you will regret both; whether you go or do not go, you will regret both. If you partake of the free wine and cheese, you will regret it. If you do not partake of the free wine and cheese, you will regret it. If you do or do not partake, you will regret both; whether or not you do or do not partake, you will regret both.

If you go see Seth Fried read at PowerHouse Arena on Wednesday, February 15 at 7pm for The Milan Review release party, you will regret it. If you do not go see Seth Fried read at PowerHouse Arena on February 15 at 7pm for The Milan Review release party, you will regret it. If you go or you do not go, you will regret both; whether you go or do not go, you will regret both.

If you go see Seth Fried on NPR’s Selected Shorts on Wednesday, February 22 at 7pm, you will regret it. If you do not go see Seth Fried on NPR’s Selected Shorts on February 22 at 7pm, you will regret it. If you go or do not go, you will regret both; whether you go or do not go, you will regret both. If you download the episode as a podcast on your ipod, you will regret it. If do not download the episode as a podcast on your ipod, you will regret it. If you cast the episode on your pod or you do not cast the episode on your pod, you will regret both; whether you cast or do not cast, you will regret both.

This is the sum of all practical wisdom.